Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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