How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?