Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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