Buhtt sex?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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