he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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