I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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