She announced her abortion via fbk
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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