just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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