turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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