11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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