Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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