It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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