he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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