Sponge bath it is.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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