it hurts more in the daytime
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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