I should be sponsored by Trojan
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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