ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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