you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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