I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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