it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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