I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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