i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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