There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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