i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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