I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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