We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We were destined to go to rehab together
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
