sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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