I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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