Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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