"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
There r osticjed everywhere
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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