Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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