i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
They took my balls.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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