i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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