I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You don't make any sense
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