Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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