Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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