is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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