It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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