you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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