WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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