So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We are two peas in an std pod
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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