You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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