Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
In America we eat man semen.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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