I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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