So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize