he puts the penis in happiness.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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