I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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