i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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