Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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