You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
