Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
