New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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