that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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