Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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