I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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