I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
